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    09 April

    好笑吗

    大学生=吃饭+睡觉+谈恋爱
    猪=吃饭+睡觉
    所以:大学生=猪+谈恋爱
    以上推出 大学生-谈恋爱=猪
    即 大学生不谈恋爱的都是猪
    同理得出 猪只要谈恋爱就可以变成大学生

    小时侯把English读为应给利息的同学当了行长;
    读为阴沟里洗的成了小菜贩子;
    读为因果联系的成了哲学家;
    读为硬改历史的成了领导;
    而我不小心读成了应该累死结果成了设计师]_[|||

    鱼说:我终日睁开眼睛,是因为不想你离去……    
    水说:我终日流淌,是因为想时刻拥抱你……    
    锅说:丫都快熟了,还这么亲热干吗……

    很奇妙哦

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    四月维夏wrote:
    飄過~~~
    沒想到你更新的還挺勤快,哈哈~
    24 Apr.
    挖哈哈哈 没有想到你也那么搞笑哈?~~~~过来随便踩两脚~~
    9 Apr.

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